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Call Your Girlfriend


How many "L" words are there? In this bonus mini episode, Cleo and Ingrid catch up and spill the tea on Cleo's love life. 




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Hello, Oh my God, you picked up. Of course I picked up. You know I put this on my gcl how are you? I'm good. HOW'S INDIANA? It's Indiana. We just had lunch with my parents. They say hi, I say hi back. How are they? I miss them. They're good. Same Old, same old. I'll see them at Mason's wedding tomorrow, so I'll send your love. then. Are you getting all sorts of ring talk from them, what with Noah's brother? TIME THAN NOT? Oh my God, so much. They really have me mistaken for someone who would get engaged a guy before living with him full time. True. Anyway, how are you? The premiers tonight? Right, yes, AH, super good, super nervous. That's what I wanted to talk to... about. Do you remember Niagara Guy, my bloss is son. You can use his name. CLEO. You've only mentioned dean the last four times we've talked. Yeah, okay. Well, I finally got Helen to talk about him and, Long Story Short, I'm bringing both the mcdaniel brothers to the premiere tonight. Hold on, you're bringing Brady to the premiere. Yeah, it was this whole weird thing where I accidentally promised him I'd bring him to red carpet if I was ever on one. Entirely my fault because I made him fill out an Oscar bracket with me last year. Anyway, Dean, yes, Dean, literally just got off the phone with him. He's so pumped. What about Helen? Does she know that you already fucked her oldest son? No, I left out the part where we already know each other. He's coming us like my dates, Brady supervisor for the night. But Helen seemed pretty cool about me meeting up with him. I mean, they're not close like at all. I don't know, it's still kind of...

...weird, but I'm just so goddamn excited to see him again. You know, are you aware of how hard you're gushing over this guy? Is this more than my usual level of gushing? Way More, Huh? Okay, no, dude, I just like really like him. What about other L words? The BIG L word? Lick him? Yes, I have licked him and I'll do it again. Oh my God, he's licked me too. To be clear, mutual licking. You know what I mean? I don't know. I haven't seen him in like over two months. You can't just use the big L word about a guy that you only hooked up with for like a week, but you've been talking to him every day. True, and you bring him up every single time we talk. Also, true. I'm just saying sounds like it could be the big L word to me.

Let's bean's Cleo, when I know you'll be the first person I tell. Okay, then Dean Second, obviously in that order. Duh. Okay, so premiere. What are you wearing? Oh my God, you're gonna love this dress. I'll text you picture. Hang on, okay, just sent it. Okay, let me look. Holy Shit, Cleo, right, I wish I owned it. It's a rental. I don't care if you stole it. It's made for you. Think you okay, I have to go. I need to start getting ready for sure. I'd like the scheduling phone call business this though. Can we have this as a standing thing, this time weekly? Perfect. I miss you. I'll be back in New York soon. Okay, let's do brunch. Mimosas on me deal. I big L wored you. I big L wored you back by Hook Up.

State of mind is written by Becca Morgan and Amelia J rose, produced by consensual creating steamy feminist first romance for riot grls. Special thanks to baby money in the down payments for the use of our theme song, Oh boy, streamable on spotify. Head sound engineer John McNeil. Studio recording by John McNeil and Sam Silver, mood lighting engineer, mixing by spiral like creative and mastering by aiding the Vora. This bonus episode was performed by Nadia Pellettier and Alison Brishow. Tune in this Wednesday for our season finale, where you'll hear dean say it's been two months and twelve days since I last saw Cleo. By my book that's two months and twelve days too long.

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