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Episode 4 · 1 year ago

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Noah and Ingrid go head-to-head at happy hour in a match of small town vs. big city.

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I've known my whole life and suddenlylooking like she might just become my one shining beacon of hope in thisgrimy cesspull of the city granted. She seems about as interestedin me as she was in cow tiping in high school, but hey, maybe after all theseyears on her own in the Big Apple, shall be relieved to lay eyes in afriendly, familiar face. Bosdate CLEO waves ingeret over with alevel of enthusiasm that seems out of character for a season New Yorker,maybe she's just as out of place here, as I am ingrod smiles, making her way throughthe crowded room to our table in the back she's dressed up even more thanthe last time. I saw her wearing a black skirt that hugs her hips in allthe right places and the kind of bloss you'd only expect to see it. A funeralback home, don't get me wrong. Ingered wheeler is still hot S, hell with herbronze wavy hair, a little shorter than it was in high school. Swept to oneside. She looks like the perfect image of a New York business. Woman turns outthe lingering fantasy I've had every...

...once in a while about her becoming somesexy, sophisticated city. slicker wasn't so far off. It's not like. I wasever in love with the girl, but when someone from our home town moves away,andto New York, no less their name tends to come up every so often andcasual wonder what they're up to conversation. Besides Wheeler, thedealer always held a place near the top of our high schools Houti's the warchlist, even if she was a stuck up snob, sometimes the other side of the table,slides to make room when she arrives, and she settles in next to her friend,which happens to be right across from me. I smile at her, but she hardlymeets my eyes her lips pulled tot. What I can only assume is her politebusiness meeting, fake smile, all right guess, I'm not as friendly afface to her, as I might have hoped. Still. I swear that even in the dimlighting of this bar, I can make out a hint of flush creeping over her cheeps.It's good to see you again Waler How ben my words come out a little too loudinterrupting the hushed conversation...

...happening between the two women acrossfom me. They pause exchanging a look, I can't quite read, but cantell isn't aplace. One Ind Grid squares her shoulders at me resting her elbows onthe table and cocking her head to the side. It angred actually and I'mspectacular her voice drips with the same icy condescension. She learned tomaster in our high school English classes. Luckily, I'm used to the coldD I barrel forward without skipping a beet m glad to hear it Ingrd. Yourfriend here said that you're consulting now right, how'd you get that Gig. Ithought you moved here to be an accountant or something like that. Hername is Cleo and yes, I've been a gainfully employed actuarial consultantfor the past four years. That's what happens when you leave Shitspell andget a real education while she speaks. I watch her pick it a nick in thewooden table with one of her long painted fingernas. Well feeds me whyyou trade the clean open air of Indiana...

...for this burning trashyp of the city,Oh yeah, because I really trust the opinion of some redneck who's been herefor what two days. Why don't you hop back in your truck and drive on back toyour double wide? Really haven't changed one bit. Haveyou I leaned back a bit crossing my arms and cocking my head right back ather. You drove here from Indiana Clio's eyes are wide with horror. I tossd backthe rest of my bear before addressing her. I blew it would have been cheaper todrive, but there's no way my truck would have made it halfway there. Iwould have ended up stranded in Pittsburgh. Maybe Pittsburgh would havesuited you better inge, tid eye lock eyes for the first time all evening,but instead of my insides bubbling over with rage, I feel a familiar twingedeep in my Gutt was stirring behind my ziver. Her Brown eyes bore into mine.One perfect grow arched in a challenge. Every bone in my body is screaming totake it further to push her harder until whatever's brewing between usboils over. I don't know what the fuck...

...is happening right now, but I do knowthat I don't want it to stop so noah. What is it that you do? CLEOINTERJEX glancing between us and giving Ingard a not so subtle player? I am ateacher as I humor the friend, who seems desperate to have a normalconversation. My eyes remained locked on ingrids, oh, how thin Weddi highschool wich. Subject: History, I arche brow a egred and what brings a highschool history teacher to New York for the Summer Yeah Mister Bloom? What areyou doing so far from home this summer, ingerd finally butts in absent,mindedly druwming, her nails on the table a one month managerial training programsame as both the scruffy Hippi Tho Cleo's right doesn't hear his name toobusy waving his arms going on about climate change. I'm sure he still Dellabout it. He's been Abarista in Brooklyn for the past ten years and hassome crack pot idea that he thinks will...

...make him a millionaire. He won't fuckand shut up about it, cleo smiles, giving inger to sly. Look,we haven't been doing much talking. Actually, they laugh and I bite my tongueshifting my eyes away from them. ingred seems to notice her eyes narrowing inmy direction. Oh come on Noa we're all adults here I shift uncomfortably in myseat, focusing on picking the label off my beer bottle. Instead of her criticaleyes, you don't believe what Mer Clapenholt said about your Dick Fallingoff. If you don't wait until marriage, do you he's updated the sex educationcurriculum and I'll? Have you know I played a part and getting rid of thatoutdated fear, Mongri, Pleo, nots, but ingard's eyes grow wide and she almostsnorts her drink through her nose. You're, not saing. Oh my God. Do you teach history at orOld High School? Here we go. The two women stare at meintently, one with an earnest active,...

...listening, look on her face and theother ready to burst out laughing in a moment's notice, Lincoln Hi i's betterthan you'. Think ingered scoffs, her browis practically meeting her hairlineas she shakes her head at me. Thin that's sweet. He friend shoots daggersinger its way. It's not my dream job or anything. It just happens and what isyour dream job? Oh thank you for asking, I hope to open my own brewery, somedaymy pops O my brothers and I uged to brew when we turned eighteen and fromthe first time I made my own pat of work. I was hooked. Both women stare atme nodding. Slowly. As I explain, it's no secret that I brew my own beer, butI haven't shared the whole I'd like to take a huge risk and open my ownbrewery thing. Ith many people hell my own mother. Hardly knows why I'm hereshe thinks I'm getting some kind of certification. That'll give me a paybump at the high school. I didn't keep...

...the truth from her per se. More likeshe made an assumption that I let her hold onto for a little while that intracks inger dhrugs, causingcleots openly elbow her in the ribs. I I hadn't spent four good teenage yearsaround Ingod snide comments. I think she was a full Ong Snop, but I knowshe's just being angry. She means that's amazing. It'SDON'T!Don't worry! That's just wheeler the dealer. We got used to what you dealtus, pretty, quick? U Hthat, O Ya! We started calling her the dealer a coupleof months into freshman ear. She was always mouthing off from the front rowturning around and putting those rednecks back in our place mouthing off.What like I needed, a muzzle or something ingerd crosses her arms.Tossing a curtain of hair over her shoulder, I shrugged taking a long Swigof my shitty water down beer. Might I co in Handy Ingrad, hufsrolling her eyes so hard? They just...

...might fall out of the back of her headClio, chuckles uncomfortably ' shifting her attention back to Bau, and I knowI've taken it a step too far. It's one thing to get a little banter going it'sanother to compare a woman to a dog. I might act like a redneck sometimes, butI'm not a total piece of igrant white trash. I rest my elbows on the tableand lean forward. Listen! All I'm saying is that you had some pretty highstandards. He never took it easy on us, not even once ingred folds her hands infront of her and narrows her eyes. Maybe I would have taken it easy if youall stopd treating me like, I had a stick. AP, my ass, all the time, Higstandards. Sorry, I didn't want to ride some forty sixteen year old tractorbehind the school gym and call it a classy first dat, Billy Lampton. Didthat one time an you still won't let im Lotis down. Billy Lampton is an idionand no one deserves to lit that Dow. I pause he gied a fewears back night Inger'sface drops, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I had no idea. I give her a long hardlook, letting that sobering truth Sinkin. Then I lay it on her. I just fuckyg with you. That's whathappens when you leave everyone you ever known in the Batar, ingered feuge, trying andfailing to spress a smile. I don't know how you believe he billy's, like themost active facebook user in the history of Facebook, shut, upifl,coecon Jesus, I haven't, checked facebook in ages. Yeah well wouldn'thurt the chicken and your old glassmates every once in a while I'drather blow my brains out itake it you didn't hear about Suzie Tucker them,that's not funny. You get one dead, classmate prank per week and suicide isoff limits, so Wev seen each other again, while I'm here the words comeout before I can even think about them. Frankly, I have no idea where they camefrom...

...sure. It's been funpoking. The bearthat is ingard wheeler, but if this happy HOURH's been any sign of what'sto come, this might not be my grightest idea she's as prickly. Now as she wasin high school, and I'm not sure if I have the right gloves to deal with that, I mean I don't know, things are reallypicking up at work. CLOSEN INGR! I have no idea o what I'm doing here in thiscity, but you seem to really like it here. Why don't you show me around alittle etly wrong about this gitole? She rolls her eyes for what feels liket a thousandth time tonight, but I'll be dammed. If there's not a hint of asmile Tucke behind those rosy, cheeks, fine rule number one for the love ofGod. Stop Calling New York a Shitol Fair enough. Is there a rule number two?She arches a brow biting her lip and tugging at the ends of her hair. Thereare plenty marbules, but you'll just have to pay attention. We exchangenumbers as the night dwindles down clio and Beau being the first to scamper offand do whatever it is they do. Besides,...

...share basic information about theirlives, we trail behind the couple into the night air, where the eternal smellof a Euri treats us on the street corner, see around whaler. She gives me a sternlook. Ingred night now get home safe. She turns thecorner to her subway stuff, and I watch her for a moment before. Turning towalk to mine, she looks so comfortable, so comfident crossing the street beforethe walksine is on weaving around strangers. Without so much as an excuseme or have a good night. This place is certainly afar cry from where we grewup and Ihave, no idea how she figured out how to make it here- and I couldn'ttell you why, but I'm dying to find out ten week, turnabout is written byAmelia J rose produced by concentual, craving Steni Feminis First RomanceForrizal special thanks to Bavy money, ind, the downpan for the use of ourthemeson Oboy head sound engineer, John...

Mc Il mixing by Spial, like teate ingdealer to watch this love story play Outon your instruent. This episode wasperformed by Akon Rochal, Travisdonaho and Naudia Potie tune in next Wednesdayto hear ingard thin totesell, something about being needed like this is doingit to me in more ways than I'd like to admit.

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